July 2010
5 posts
“Bikram Yoga is for people who don’t have real problems in life, so they...”
“Conclusion: 3D video games range in quality from “unwatchable” to...”
“No! I don’t want a picture with you booth babe in a Deadpool costume....”
“I might be sexist, but I would not trust someone in high heels to carry MY party...”
“Only 24 hours before San Diego Comic Con. For one week San Diego: NERDS WILL...”
June 2010
5 posts
“The world ending in 2012 is just another myth perpetuated by the liberal Mayan...”
“If you’re havin’ bird problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99...”
“The real World Cup matchup I want to see is Mexico vs. Arizona”
“Someday, I’ll take a year to edit all of the writing in my paper notebooks...”
“Kitten expires after 120 days, please discard after expiration.”
May 2010
4 posts
“Just listened to the song “Bad Company” by the band Bad Company, off...”
“Artists, don’t marry for love, marry up! Who cares if you don’t love...”
“My secret to a zen life: To avoid disappointment, I’ve learned how to...”
“Walking alone with a smartphone is like being with a friend who refuses to have...”
April 2010
2 posts
“Yesterday, I received a rejection letter from a law firm to which I never...”
– Andrew Celauro
“Overall, the results suggest that happiness might spread through a population...”
– Framingham Heart Study
March 2010
7 posts
“Have you ever had one of those days when you woke up thinking that you knew...”
“When I die, I want to be known as a great thinker. Now, all I have to do is...”
“Just in case you’re ever thinking about punishing someone for what they...”
“The Legal Clinic was almost empty this week. I can only assume this is because...”
“It’s amazing how hopeless it is”
– Tim Geary
“The type of person who buys a Jeep Wrangler is the type of person who really...”
“Faux Pas: Today I read an email written by a University of Florida faculty...”
February 2010
1 post
“Having met a variety of people who are woefully unqualified to do the things...”