A fake, but a genuine fakeTumblr (3.0; @shaunspalding)http://blog.shaunspalding.com/“Bikram Yoga is for people who don’t have real problems in life, so they pay East Indians $20 a day to simulate conditions uncomfortable enough to make them feel alive”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/876379684http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/876379684Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:55:32 -0700“Conclusion: 3D video games range in quality from “unwatchable” to “unplayable””http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/856543036http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/856543036Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:19:40 -0700“No! I don’t want a picture with you booth babe in a Deadpool costume. I’ve got standards… I’m waiting for Psylocke”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/852364171http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/852364171Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:48:10 -0700“I might be sexist, but I would not trust someone in high heels to carry MY party sub across downtown”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/852360086http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/852360086Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:46:43 -0700“Only 24 hours before San Diego Comic Con. For one week San Diego: NERDS WILL OVERRUN YOUR STREETS, DRINK YOUR LIQUOR, AND SEDUCE YOUR WOMEN”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/839532341http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/839532341Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:40:17 -0700“The world ending in 2012 is just another myth perpetuated by the liberal Mayan media”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/751814761http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/751814761Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:43:32 -0700“If you’re havin’ bird problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a finch ain’t one…”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/735238881http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/735238881Fri, 25 Jun 2010 10:55:53 -0700“The real World Cup matchup I want to see is Mexico vs. Arizona”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/691574770http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/691574770Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:15:03 -0700“Someday, I’ll take a year to edit all of the writing in my paper notebooks and publish it. And that year, it’ll look to the world like I’ve experienced some year-long creative renaissance full of fresh ideas. But to me, it’ll be like reliving six years of my life after resurrecting old ghosts”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/682398406http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/682398406Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:05:39 -0700“Kitten expires after 120 days, please discard after expiration.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/670705463http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/670705463Sun, 06 Jun 2010 13:40:24 -0700“Just listened to the song “Bad Company” by the band Bad Company, off of their album: “Bad Company.” I think I just got caught in a musical wormhole.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/622809701http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/622809701Sat, 22 May 2010 12:35:59 -0700“Artists, don’t marry for love, marry up! Who cares if you don’t love your investment banker partner? A lot of great art has been funded by sham marriages.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/591327682http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/591327682Tue, 11 May 2010 20:17:20 -0700“My secret to a zen life: To avoid disappointment, I’ve learned how to dislike activities that I’m not good at. You can never fail if you’re not ever compelled to try.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/591273069http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/591273069Tue, 11 May 2010 19:56:11 -0700“Walking alone with a smartphone is like being with a friend who refuses to have a conversation with you but will constantly remind you about your unread emails”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/578109897http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/578109897Thu, 06 May 2010 23:17:54 -0700“Yesterday, I received a rejection letter from a law firm to which I never applied. Apparently the economy is so bad, firms are turning down people preemptively.”<br/><br/> - <em>Andrew Celauro</em>http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/538747295http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/538747295Wed, 21 Apr 2010 11:33:22 -0700“Overall, the results suggest that happiness might spread through a population like a virus.”<br/><br/> - <em><a title="Framingham Heart Study">Framingham Heart Study</a></em>http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/489884965http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/489884965Thu, 01 Apr 2010 15:41:00 -0700“Have you ever had one of those days when you woke up thinking that you knew everything and then went to sleep realizing that you don’t know much of anything? These are those days.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/487242235http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/487242235Wed, 31 Mar 2010 12:43:11 -0700“When I die, I want to be known as a great thinker. Now, all I have to do is think of something other people want to know.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/459742327http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/459742327Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:51:12 -0700“Just in case you’re ever thinking about punishing someone for what they think — no matter how racist, sexist, homophobic you might think it is — remember this: Someday you too will think and say something that nobody else wants to hear.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/459638365http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/459638365Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:48:49 -0700“The Legal Clinic was almost empty this week. I can only assume this is because we solved every legal problem in the world last week. We did it.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/452962989http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/452962989Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:52:33 -0700