A fake, but a genuine fakeTumblr (3.0; @shaunspalding)http://blog.shaunspalding.com/“Can someone please work on a Facebook political status update filter that works for the duration of 2012? All I want is more LOLcats, Lil’ B videos, and photos of my friend’s lunches. I don’t need to know how you feel about Newt Gingrich.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/16543733482http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/16543733482Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:02:59 -0800“Slowed down and changed lanes to avoid driving over a banana peel in the road. I was afraid it might make me spin out like in Mario Kart.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/15745039383http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/15745039383Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:44:44 -0800“What kind of unreasonable person impulse buys an ipad at a Best Buy express kiosk in an airport?”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/15394297160http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/15394297160Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:57:18 -0800“I propose a Tea Party versus Occupy Wall Street kickball game on the National Mall in Washington DC. The winner controls the Senate.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/11756264495http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/11756264495Fri, 21 Oct 2011 19:01:23 -0700“Oh, Gainesville! Let me drink of thy natural bounty: Of endless ants and flies in 98 degree weather; Of chatty freshmen in Library West; Of bikes, bikes, and more bikes cruising to the Atlantic on a warm Thursday night… And when I die, let Superior Towing cart my body away and store me on Depot Road for $100 a day.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10985928861http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10985928861Mon, 03 Oct 2011 11:31:06 -0700“Our new office is directly adjacent to an abandoned hospital. In fact, there’s actually a catwalk connecting the two buildings. Better start wearing ghost repellent”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10949331330http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10949331330Sun, 02 Oct 2011 13:38:00 -0700“May the good karma you create come back to you exponentially and may your happiness rise, like an asymptote, ever-closer towards infinity.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10149794563http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/10149794563Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:59:36 -0700“Electrical outlets at airports are like watering holes on the African savannah”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/8866650973http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/8866650973Sat, 13 Aug 2011 08:16:04 -0700“For a refreshing tropical scent that will last for days, leave that used banana peal inside your pillow case instead of throwing it out.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/7790665314http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/7790665314Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:18:41 -0700“No-one really wants to marry somebody who looks like a model. You’ll live with the crippling self-doubt that one day your partner could get tired of you, and it won’t be difficult to replace you… Deep down, I think everyone wants to settle down and grow old with someone who’s only slightly more attractive than them. You’ll be stuck with each other forever, and there’s nothing either of you can do about it. That’s real happiness.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/6830511806http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/6830511806Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:47:12 -0700“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s swag.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/6570920480http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/6570920480Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:21:52 -0700“That beautiful music you hear is the sound of all the crying babies at the airport gate simultaneously learning how to harmonize”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5221196648http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5221196648Thu, 05 May 2011 10:30:06 -0700“I’ll shoot you in the heart with a USB drive and download your soul”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5211781908http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5211781908Wed, 04 May 2011 22:21:27 -0700“Every President should kill Osama Bin Ladin as part of their re-election strategy”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5171714066http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/5171714066Tue, 03 May 2011 15:30:26 -0700“This is why people destroy mountains. Why climb when you’ve got dynamite?”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4596448466http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4596448466Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:03:24 -0700“Next time you have a package of “two-bite” brownies, try eating them in four bites. Savor the moment.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4508283151http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4508283151Sun, 10 Apr 2011 16:32:30 -0700“‘Vitamin C and orange juice’ is the highest level of health insurance coverage that people in their mid 20’s typically have”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4450749407http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4450749407Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:52:47 -0700“With so many rocks in the world, I’m surprised there aren’t more broken windows.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4380215979http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4380215979Tue, 05 Apr 2011 18:51:39 -0700“I wish I could just pay some crooked government official to give me my law license. Things are a lot easier in the third world. #BarExam”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4212969341http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4212969341Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:47:13 -0700“There will always be someone on the Internet who can or already has done it better than you.”http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4180041181http://blog.shaunspalding.com/post/4180041181Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:56:36 -0700